My name is Elaine. I was born in year 1993. I am currently a gazillion years old. I enjoy writing, cycling, taking photographs of random things (but memory space and rising cost of film do not afford me such a luxury) and eating all sorts of unhealthy meals. I have an irrational fear of birds flying into my face.

I used to think we ought to be opportunists every second of the day, but as all people are, I think I have changed my mind. It’s okay if the ‘about’ page on a web blog does not detail all my career achievements (well, they are rare). It’s better that you know about my fear of avian fuckers.

My current goals:

– write a memoir about my boyfriend’s dead bird named Princess